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Texans Love Chili

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By Martha Crump

Ask any red-blooded, dyed-in-the-wool Texan what constitutes good “cool weather food,” and the top five answers will always include chili! Do not—and I will repeat this advice—do not enter into any debate regarding whether or not beans should be found in real chili (although a true connoisseur will tell you they do not!). You will get as many different points of view as there are recipes out there as to what constitutes perfect chili, and honestly, as long as those recipes don’t include fake meat or ground turkey, I’m of the opinion that you should cook it however you personally like it.

As I am writing this article for October at the end of August, it has turned a bit cooler as a very early, mild little front is moving through the area. Cooler weather always makes me look forward to those favorite recipes we can’t wait to cook. This is Texas, of course, and you never know what the weather will do through the fall. I remember seasons where it stayed hot until Christmas, and others where I observed record snowfalls in October. But I can guarantee that when the colder temps do arrive, chili will be on the menu at our house, accompanied by a steaming hot cast iron skillet of homemade cornbread. It is truly a Texas thing, y’all!

Ironically, while also attempting some decluttering, I came across an email sent to me over 20 years ago, and it was about chili. Not believing in coincidences and not one to waste an opportunity, I’m sharing a bit of old chili humor. The reason this struck home was that it reminded me of something that really happened to a dear girlfriend of mine.

I have a delightful British friend named Kyle, whom I was fortunate enough to meet while she and her husband were stationed at Shepherd AFB in Wichita Falls. As she and I were visiting my folks down in the Texas Hill Country, we had an opportunity to go to a sanctioned chili competition. This would be her first experience with a cook-off.

Being a petite blonde bombshell with a sharp wit and a killer accent, she stood right out in the redneck crowd when we were getting our tickets to sample the goods. By then I was used to everything taking extra time, as everyone wanted to hear more of her accent, so I settled in for the conversation that I knew would follow.

A good 15 minutes later it was established that not only had she never been to a chili cook-off, but that she had no preconceived expectations of what made the best chili. Apparently, judges with a clean slate and no personal chili recipes are a hot commodity. And, as luck would have it, they were short one judge.

Being a gal that seizes life by the horns (I think she was a Texan in her past life), of course she readily agreed, and our day was off to a great start! The rest I’ll leave to the imagination of the reader, but suffice it to say it was a delightful day, full of explanations regarding Texans, Texas slang, Texas customs, Texas behavior, and generally all things redneck.

Later, when I received the chili joke email from a cousin, I thought immediately of Kyle and her brief stint as a chili cook-off judge. Please note that Kyle is not a beer drinker, so as her translator, I volunteered my services. Yes, the names on the joke were changed by me, and as with so many things on the worldwide web, the author is unknown. But whoever it was, this is too true for them not to have had at least some personal insight! Who knows, they just might have witnessed a Texan and a Brit at a chili cook-off!


Notes From an Inexperienced Chili Taster Named KYLE

“Recently I was honored to be selected, as an Outstanding Famous Celebrity in Texas (an English foreigner), to be a judge at a chili cook-off. The original judge called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judges’ table asking directions to the beer wagon when the call came in. I also suspect that everyone else knew better than to volunteer. I was assured by the other two judges that the chili wouldn’t be all that spicy, and besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted this as one of those fun things you endure when you’re a visitor from England.

Here are the scorecards from the cook-off:

Chili #1: Mike’s Maniac Mobster Monster Chili
JUDGE ONE: A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.
JUDGE TWO: Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.
KYLE: Holy smokes, what is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway with it! Took me two beers to put the flames out. Hope that’s the worst one. These Texans are crazy.

Chili #2: Arthur’s Afterburner Chili
JUDGE ONE: Smoky (barbecue?) with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeño tang.
JUDGE TWO: Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
KYLE: Keep this out of reach of children! I’m not sure what I am supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. Shoved my way to the front of the beer line. The bartender looks like a professional wrestler after a bad night. He was so irritated over my gagging sounds that the snake tattoo under his eye started to twitch. He has arms like Popeye and a face like Winston Churchill. I will attempt to NOT offend him in any way.

Chili #3: Fred’s Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili
JUDGE ONE: Excellent firehouse chili! Great kick. Needs more beans.
JUDGE TWO: A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of red peppers.
KYLE: This has got to be a joke. Call the EPA, I’ve located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I’ve been sneezing drain cleaner. Everyone knew the routine by now and got out of my way so I could make it to the beer wagon. The bartender pounded me on the back; now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. He said his friends call him “Ted.” Probably behind his back they call him “Tank.”

Chili #4: Bubba’s Black Magic Chili
JUDGE ONE: Black beans with almost no spice, and no sign of meat. Disappointing.
JUDGE TWO: Hint of lime in the black beans. Might be acceptable as a side dish for fish or other mild foods, but not a real chili.
KYLE: I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Ted was standing behind me with fresh refills so I wouldn’t have to dash over to see him. When he winked at me his snake sort of coiled and uncoiled… My eyes are watering, but I think it’s kinda cute.

Chili #5: Linda’s Legal Lip Remover
JUDGE ONE: Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
JUDGE TWO: Chili using shredded beef; could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
KYLE: My ears are ringing and I can no longer focus my eyes. I belched and four people in front of me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed hurt when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Ted saved my tongue by pouring beer directly on it from a pitcher. Sort of irritates me that one of the other judges asked me to stop screaming.

Chili #6: Vera’s Very Vegetarian Variety
(Judges’ rules state entries with no meat do not qualify; Vera is 80, so judges accommodated her by tasting. Thank you Lord! Relief from flaming meat.)
JUDGE ONE: Thin yet bold vegetarian chili. No meat, but good balance of spice and peppers.
JUDGE TWO: Very good flavors. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb for meatless.
KYLE: My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous flames. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except Ted. I asked if he wants to go dancing later.

Chili #7: Susan’s Screaming Sensation Chili
JUDGE ONE: A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
JUDGE TWO: Ho-hum. Tastes as if the cook threw in canned chili peppers at the last moment. I should note that I am worried about Judge Number 3. She appears to be in a bit of distress.
KYLE: You could put a hand grenade in my mouth and pull the pin and I wouldn’t feel it. I’ve lost the sight in one eye and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My clothes are covered with chili which slid unnoticed out of my mouth at some point. Good! At autopsy they’ll know what killed me. I’ve decided to stop breathing. It’s too painful and I’m not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I’ll just let it in through the hole in my stomach.

Chili #8: Helen’s Mount Saint Chili
JUDGE ONE: This final entry is a good, balanced chili, neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge Number 3 collapsed and pulled the chili pot on top of herself.
JUDGE TWO: A perfect ending. This is a nice blend chili, safe for all, not too bold but nicely spicy enough to declare its existence.
KYLE: Mum? Is that you?!? Where am I???


Please enjoy your cold-weather chili responsibly!

The next meeting of the WFACW organization will be on October 15th at The Forum, 2120 Speedway, Wichita Falls, TX. Members attending the midday meeting are welcome to bring their lunch and enjoy eating and visiting starting at 11:30, followed by the business meeting at 12:00 noon.

September and October kick off membership recruitment for the Wichita Falls Cattlewomen. We invite anyone interested in promoting beef to please join us for the meeting. You can check us out on Facebook as well, where meeting times, events, humorous glimpses of agri-life, and industry information are constantly being posted. We are very involved in our community as well as with our state and beyond in supporting beef cattle production, and education about all things “Beef”! The best part is, you don’t even have to own cattle to be involved.

Now’s the time to check us out. And I promise, while we won’t serve you chili at the meeting, there’s always lunch afterward—where we will make fun of you if you order anything of the “fowl” variety.

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Land Market Report

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By Jared Groce

The rural land market held steady in July after the increase we saw in June, with nearly identical numbers of transactions and similar pricing. Buyer inquiries rose noticeably in July, with most agents and brokers reporting a sharp increase in calls and showings. Title companies and lenders also report more transactions since July 1, which suggests buyer sentiment may be picking up as summer draws to an end.

The gap between list price and sale price improved compared with June, with the sale-to-list ratio running much higher than the previous month. Total days on market dropped somewhat from June. Several larger tracts also closed in July compared with the rest of 2026 to date.

It is still a buyer’s market, and I expect that trend to continue through the year. Once the Fed lowers interest rates, buyer sentiment will likely climb even more and push us back toward a seller’s market, but who knows when that might happen. In the meantime, we are all fighting higher prices at the pump, higher input costs for seed, fertilizer and hay, and big jumps in insurance premiums across the board. The good news, if you are selling, is that cattle prices remain at an all-time high.

They say the best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago, and the second-best time is today. The same is true of buying land. Get some dirt on your hands.

CountyAreaAcres$/AcreList PriceSold PriceSale/ListDOM
ClayHenrietta25.02$13,789$345,000$345,000100.00%5
ClayPetrolia77.72$4,825$399,000$275,00094.00%24
ClayAverage51.37$9,307$372,000$360,00097.00%15
CollinBlue Ridge11.03$30,740$358,400$339,00094.60%58
CollinBlue Ridge11$48,182$550,000$530,00096.40%325
CollinFarmersville20.97$30,514$625,000$640,000102.40%443
CollinFarmersville32.9$30,395$1,149,000$1,000,00087.00%315
CollinAnna14.2$73,970$1,200,000$1,050,00087.50%50
CollinAverage18.02$42,760$776,480$711,80093.60%238
CookeCollinsville11$35,364$389,000$389,000100.00%343
CookeGainesville43.08$15,669$775,400$675,00087.00%5
CookeAverage27.04$25,616$582,220$532,00093.50%174
DentonKrum11.93$25,086$300,000$299,20499.70%34
DentonPonder14.92$46,917$988,200$700,00070.80%170
DentonDenton22.37$90,198$2,017,730$2,017,730100.00%160
DentonSanger122.36$26,153$3,360,000$3,200,00095.20%289
DentonSanger328.06$10,813$3,608,000$3,547,18698.30%11
DentonAverage99.93$39,833$2,054,786$1,952,82492.80%133
GraysonSherman23.06$13,010$395,000$300,00075.90%7
GraysonBells11$303,909$360,000$340,00094.40%356
GraysonCollinsville11.39$49,109$619,500$559,35090.30%183
GraysonGunter11.5$69,000$882,874$793,50089.90%259
GraysonAverage14.24$40,009$507,250$449,67590.10%221
JackJacksboro29.17$8,742$261,072$255,00097.70%191
JackJacksboro171$11,809$2,223,000$2,019,29890.80%148
JackPoolville202$15,347$3,434,000$3,100,00090.30%312
JackAverage134.06$11,966$1,972,691$1,791,43392.90%217
MontagueBowie10.01$17,483$175,000$175,000100.00%5
MontagueBowie46.3$10,043$650,000$465,00071.50%10
MontagueBowie56.02$12,049$700,250$675,00096.40%30
MontagueForestburg212.17$7,494$2,697,000$1,590,00093.70%369
MontagueNocona192.32$11,716$2,355,840$2,300,00097.60%91
MontagueNocona575.87$11,287$6,910,440$6,500,00094.10%56
MontagueNocona934.29$8,244$8,806,000$7,701,85587.50%333
MontagueAverage290.14$11,188$3,042,076$2,772,40891.50%128
WiseChico11.4$18,421$210,000$210,000100.00%170
WiseChico14$17,143$249,900$240,00096.00%18
WiseDecatur10.15$28,498$379,000$289,25876.30%115
WiseDecatur10.15$28,498$379,000$289,25876.30%115
WiseDecatur11.61$28,498$438,000$330,86575.50%115
WiseDecatur14.58$28,506$524,880$415,61979.20%115
WiseBoyd61.34$11,575$775,000$710,00091.60%251
WisePoolville115.69$9,076$1,300,000$1,050,00080.80%75
WiseAverage31.11$21,277$533,973$441,87584.10%122
DOM = days on market
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Noble Learning: What Your Grass and Cover Crops Need to Succeed

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By Laura Nelson

Planting a seed may be the ultimate act of faith and hope. Giving it the right conditions to thrive takes action on our part.

Jim Johnson, Noble Research Institute’s senior regenerative ranching advisor, says building the right conditions in your soil will improve the odds of successful germination and growth.

“Building healthy soil is something we work at every day, all year long,” Johnson says.

Whether you’re planting a cover crop for the first time or trying to add diversity to your pastureland, new seeds have the same requirements for a good start: viable seed, good seed-to-soil contact, adequate moisture, proper temperatures and available oxygen.

“Those aren’t necessarily things that you can just take care of the day you decide to go plant,” Johnson says. “They’re soil management actions that we take every day.”

Start with the best seed

Start with high-quality, vigorous seed.

“A vigorous seed is going to be more forgiving if conditions are less than ideal,” Johnson says. A laboratory can run a cold germination test or a stress test to give you a good idea of a seed lot’s viability.

When comparing seed of the same species, look at the number of seeds per pound. If one rye cover crop has 26,000 seeds per pound and another of the same variety has 16,000, the 16,000-seed lot has bigger seeds.

“You want big, plump seeds for that variety, because the bigger and plumper seeds typically have more of the stored energy they need to get started,” he says.

Maximize seed-to-soil contact

A seed has to soak up moisture from the soil to soften and swell for germination. Picture each seed as a cube. Broadcast it on the surface, and only one side touches the soil. Push it down a little, and parts of the other sides touch the dirt around it. Push it down and firmly cover it with soil, and all six sides can make contact, but only if the soil structure is in good condition.

Hard, compacted soil makes it difficult to get seed into the ground and to get the soil to close back around it. Loose, fluffy soil is full of air gaps that prevent seed-to-soil contact. You want to plant into friable soil that crumbles easily when squeezed, about the consistency of cottage cheese or a moist chocolate cake. That gives the seed its best chance.

Ground cover helps build more friable soil, but too much residue can keep seed from reaching the soil. A well-calibrated, well-maintained no-till drill can plant through tons of residue. If you’re broadcasting seed into grass or a crop field with residue, Johnson suggests using livestock to graze off or remove excess cover first. Used correctly, high-density, short-duration grazing can also help tread broadcast seed into the soil.

If livestock aren’t an option, consider another limited, well-timed disturbance to get the seed in touch with the soil. A quick pass with a disc to chop residue while incorporating the seed, or burning residue just before seeding, can give new plants a fresh start.

Adequate moisture matters

Seed-to-soil contact only works if the soil holds enough moisture to reach the seed. In general, a seed needs at least a quarter inch of precipitation to germinate, plus another quarter to half inch for the plant to establish.

A good, well-timed rain is the quickest path to success, but encouraging diverse root systems over the long term builds a moist, fertile environment.

“We always have to be thinking about how we can set the soil up to absorb and hold water,” Johnson says. Heavier residue helps hold moisture and protects the surface from evaporation, and living roots open pore space so water can find its way in.

Healthy soil that holds moisture helps insulate a seed waiting for rain. If you see noticeable erosion on your land, your water cycle is broken. Keep the ground covered to slow water down and help it soak in.

Keep the temperature right

Many seeds tolerate soil temperatures from just above freezing into the low 100s, but the ideal range for germination is typically 65 to 85 degrees Fahrenheit. You’ll want to be confident soil temperatures will stay in the right range for that seed for at least three days in a row, and ideally five. A forecast showing a favorable trend can work, too.

“If we’re planting a cool season crop in the fall, we might be able to plant into soil we know is too hot to germinate,” Johnson says. “But if the days are getting shorter and cooler, and we have a little rain in the immediate forecast, we’re trending in the right direction.”

Timing always matters, but your temperature window widens as your soil health improves.

“We know we can plant earlier or later if we have good, healthy soil,” he says. Healthy, covered, root-filled soil holds a steadier temperature regardless of the air temperature.

Give it room to breathe

Waterlogged or compacted soils starve seeds of the oxygen they need. A heavy rain may soak a seed and trigger germination, but the seed will drown if it sits underwater for more than a couple of days.

One problem often leads to another. Wet soils compact easily, so keep animals and machinery off waterlogged ground, especially before planting. The right amount of ground cover will also soften the effects of compaction.

To show how much ground cover reduces compaction, Johnson often lays his hand on the ground during Noble’s Land Essentials course and invites the biggest student in the class to stand on it. First, though, he gathers plant residue and litter and covers his hand.

“It’s a pretty powerful demonstration when they can stand on my hand, and I hardly feel it,” Johnson says. “That’s how big a cushion residue makes for our soil surface.”

Preventing compaction, building organic matter and improving water absorption also help keep the soil surface from crusting over a seed, another obstacle to a good stand.

“All these things matter and make a difference in your seed germination,” Johnson says. “Healthy soil with good soil structure is easier to plant into, easier to get all the conditions your seed needs to germinate and establish, and easier to get a good stand in.”

Unpredictable weather can still wreck the best-laid plans, but good soil conditions give your seeds their best chance whether you drill or broadcast your new forage crop.

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Don’t Wait Until They Fly

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Walk across a pasture in a bad grasshopper year, and you’ll hear them before you see them. Hundreds of insects scatter with every step, springing out of the grass in all directions. A few grasshoppers are a normal part of the landscape, but a population explosion can frustrate farmers, ranchers and homeowners alike.

Grasshoppers can eat tremendous amounts of vegetation. They strip forage from pastures, damage gardens, defoliate young trees and feed on many row crops. In drought years, when forage is already short, heavy grasshopper pressure makes a hard situation worse.

You can reduce the damage. The challenge is knowing when control will work and when it is too late to make much difference.

Why are there so many this year?

Grasshopper numbers rise and fall from year to year, and weather plays a major role in whether they stay manageable or explode.

Warm, dry springs generally favor grasshopper survival. Females lay egg pods in undisturbed soil during late summer and fall. Those eggs stay in the ground through winter and hatch the following spring.

If the winter is mild and the spring stays dry, more young grasshoppers survive. Dry weather also suppresses many of the fungal diseases that normally help keep grasshopper numbers down.

By summer, millions of young insects may already be feeding across rangeland and pastures.

Timing is everything

One of the biggest mistakes landowners make is waiting until grasshoppers have fully developed wings before deciding to act.

Young grasshoppers, called nymphs, are much easier to control. They stay concentrated near where they hatched, can’t fly long distances and take much less insecticide if treatment becomes necessary.

Once they become winged adults, the picture changes. Adult grasshoppers move easily and can fly into treated areas from neighboring fields. Even if a treatment knocks down the local population, new insects may keep arriving all summer.

That is why many Extension specialists stress early monitoring instead of waiting until the damage is obvious.

How much damage can they cause?

Grasshoppers feed on hundreds of plant species. In pastures, they eat grass your livestock would otherwise graze. During severe outbreaks, they may also feed on broadleaf plants, garden vegetables, flowers and young shrubs.

In drought years, the damage shows even more because forage is already stressed. Grasshoppers often gather along field edges first, then move deeper into pastures as food runs short.

Young trees can suffer, too. Newly planted windbreaks, fruit trees and ornamental trees may lose a lot of foliage when grasshopper numbers are high.

What can you do?

No single solution eliminates grasshoppers, but several practices can reduce the damage.

Start with regular scouting. Walking fields every week in late spring and early summer lets you spot rising populations before serious feeding begins.

Good pasture management helps, too. Healthy, vigorous forage generally holds up to feeding better than drought-stressed or overgrazed pasture. Avoiding overgrazing leaves plants more leaf area to recover after insects feed.

Around gardens and homes, mowing tall weeds and unmanaged vegetation can reduce the places where grasshoppers feed and reproduce. It won’t stop an outbreak, but it can make your property less attractive to them.

Natural predators pitch in. Birds, wild turkeys, guineas, chickens, spiders, robber flies and praying mantises all eat grasshoppers. They rarely provide full control in outbreak years, but they help keep numbers lower in normal seasons.

Insecticides can work, but don’t treat them as an automatic solution. Treatment generally works best while most grasshoppers are still immature nymphs. By the time adults are flying, you may need repeated applications because new insects keep moving into treated areas.

Whether treatment pays often depends on how heavy the infestation is and how valuable the crop or pasture is. Extension recommendations commonly use population thresholds to help decide whether control is economically justified, rather than treating every field just because grasshoppers are present.

If you use insecticides, choose products labeled for the site, and follow all label directions on application rates, grazing restrictions and environmental precautions.

Once adult females start laying eggs in late summer, there is little you can do. Those eggs stay in the soil until spring, so early monitoring the next year matters even more after a big outbreak.

Grasshopper populations rarely stay at outbreak levels forever. Weather, predators, disease and natural cycles eventually bring numbers back down. In years that favor grasshoppers, though, producers who scout early and respond quickly usually fare far better than those who wait until the pasture appears to be moving.

No one can eliminate grasshoppers from the landscape, and no one should try. They are a natural part of the ecosystem and an important food source for many wildlife species. The goal is to hold damage to an acceptable level while protecting the long-term health of your pastures, crops and beneficial insects.

By the time grasshoppers are flying up with every step you take through the pasture, much of the damage is already done. The best defense starts weeks earlier, while the insects are young, populations are easier to manage and you have more options.

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