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Laughter Is the Best Medicine

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By Martha Crump

According to various sources, the late, great John Wayne once said, “Life is hard. It’s even harder when you’re stupid.” In my humble opinion, life gets even tougher when you can’t look at some of the tough, real-life situations and reflect on them with a bit of amusement. Or, at the very least, laugh at yourself for how you tried to handle them. I get it; I really do. In some cases, it takes a year or more before we can find humor in these events. But when you can eventually laugh at those situations and/or life circumstances, you’re in a good place.

My maternal grandfather shared a story from his time working on a ranch as a young married man. The ranch owner’s wife had imported a registered Persian female cat. Apparently, the cat didn’t adapt well to ranch life and decided to take off—well, sort of. As they were pretty remote, the cat must’ve thought discretion was the better part of valor, relocating only to the barn area. The owner’s wife was so upset that she told my grandfather if he could catch the runaway cat, he could have her.

Granddad, being the enterprising fellow he was, saw an opportunity. He figured raising registered Persian cats and selling them would make a nice sideline to his wages. So, off he went with a tow sack in hand, ready to catch the Persian princess. The cat enticement process took a while, but eventually, he cornered her in a granary using a baited trap. After the dust settled, he said there wasn’t an inch on him that wasn’t bleeding—and he still hadn’t gotten the “fluffy little kitty” (my words, not his) into the sack.

Being the consummate storyteller, he’d set the hook, and we, his rapt audience, were eager to ask, “What happened then?” He grinned and replied, “Well, I wiped the blood out of my eyes and got the hell out of that grain bin with that devil cat!”

After we stopped laughing, he left us with some wisdom. First, easy money is never really easy. Second, he didn’t figure there was a male cat in the country, short of a bobcat, that would consider mating with the Persian princess. And given his luck, he wasn’t about to risk trapping a bobcat to see if he was tough enough. As far as he knew, that cat was still living the high life in her barn kingdom—and that was fine with him.

This story has stuck with me all these years because it was told with humor, and the lessons came wrapped in that same humor. That seems to be my family’s trademark, and we’ve been known to raise a few eyebrows with what we find funny. Just the other day, I was scrolling through some feeds when something caught my eye. It was a short piece by Julie Carter, a writer, photographer, and self-described “has-been of many trades,” including ranching, rodeo, and go-fer specialist. If the title of her short piece hadn’t already hooked me, her bio definitely did.

Sometimes, other folks put together such sound information in such a humorous way that it immediately tells you they’ve “been there and done that.” And that they’ve reflected on it, probably laughed about it, and gained some valuable insight. With just a pinch of humor, they’re sharing a wealth of knowledge.

I’ve personally heard variations of most of these comments from ranch wives who work alongside their spouses, and I’ve heard similar sentiments from women outside of Agribusiness as well. So, in the words of Julie Carter, here’s some advice for the ranchwife:

Ranchwife 101
By Julie Carter

  1. Always load your horse last in the trailer so it’s the first one unloaded. By the time he’s got his horse unloaded, you’ll have your cinch pulled and be mounted up, ready to go—lessening the chance of him riding off without you while your horse tries to follow and you’re still struggling to get your foot in the stirrup.
  2. Never—and I repeat, never—believe the phrase “We’ll be right back” when he asks you to help him with something out on the ranch. The echoing words, “This will only take a little while,” have filtered through generations of ranch wives and still should inspire sincere distrust in the woman who hears them.
  3. Always know there is NO romantic intention when he asks you to take a ride in the pickup with him around the ranch to check waters and look at cattle. What that sweet request really means is he wants someone to open and close gates.
  4. He will always expect you to quickly find one stray in a four-section, brush-covered pasture, but he’ll never be able to find the mayonnaise jar in four square feet of the refrigerator.
  5. Count every head of everything you see—cattle especially, but sometimes horses, deer, quail, or whatever moves. Count it in the gate, out the gate, or on the horizon. The first time you don’t count is when he’ll expect you to. That blank, eyelash-batting look you give him when he asks, “How many?” will not be acceptable.
  6. Know that you’ll never be able to ride a horse or drive a pickup to suit him. Given the choice of jobs, choose throwing feed off the back of the pickup. If he’s on the back and you’re driving, expect constant criticism of your speed, ability, and eyesight. “How in the @# could you NOT see that hole?”
  7. Never let yourself be on foot in the alley when he’s sorting cattle horseback. When he’s shoved 20 head of running, bucking, kicking yearlings at you and hollers, “Hold ’em, hold ’em!” at the top of his lungs, don’t think you can do it without loss of life or limb. Contrary to what he’ll lead you to believe, walking back to the house is always an option that’s been used throughout time.
  8. Don’t expect him to correctly close the snap-on tops of the plastic refrigerator containers, but know he’ll expect you to always close every gate. His reasoning? The cows will get out; the food will not.
  9. Always praise him when he helps in the kitchen—just as you do when he helps with the ranch work—or not.
  10. Know that when you step out of the house, you move from the “wife” department to “hired hand” status. Although the word “hired” implies there should be a paycheck that you’ll never see, rest assured, you’ll have job security. The price is just right. And most of the time, you’ll be “The best help he has,” even if it’s only because you’re the ONLY help he has.

Well said, Ms. Carter! I can honestly say I’ve lived each and every one of these scenarios personally, and from casual conversations with many ranching women I know, so have they. Now, fellows, if you’ve compiled a list about us, and I say “IF,” please don’t hesitate to share it with me. We’ll do our best to give you a turn on the page. In the meantime, try to find the good, see the beauty, and in trying situations, let yourself laugh at the “funny” in the everyday world around you. Those lessons that are hard-won go down much easier with a big ol’ dollop of humor!

The next meeting of the WFACW organization will be held on August 18, 2025, at the Forum, 2120 Speedway, Wichita Falls, TX. The meetings are always on the third Tuesday of the month. Members attending the midday meeting are encouraged to bring their lunch and enjoy eating and visiting starting at 11:30, followed by the business meeting at 12:00 noon. For more information, be sure to follow the Wichita Falls Area CattleWomen (WFACW) on Facebook.

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Land Market Report

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By Jared Groce

The rural land market held steady in July after the increase we saw in June, with nearly identical numbers of transactions and similar pricing. Buyer inquiries rose noticeably in July, with most agents and brokers reporting a sharp increase in calls and showings. Title companies and lenders also report more transactions since July 1, which suggests buyer sentiment may be picking up as summer draws to an end.

The gap between list price and sale price improved compared with June, with the sale-to-list ratio running much higher than the previous month. Total days on market dropped somewhat from June. Several larger tracts also closed in July compared with the rest of 2026 to date.

It is still a buyer’s market, and I expect that trend to continue through the year. Once the Fed lowers interest rates, buyer sentiment will likely climb even more and push us back toward a seller’s market, but who knows when that might happen. In the meantime, we are all fighting higher prices at the pump, higher input costs for seed, fertilizer and hay, and big jumps in insurance premiums across the board. The good news, if you are selling, is that cattle prices remain at an all-time high.

They say the best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago, and the second-best time is today. The same is true of buying land. Get some dirt on your hands.

CountyAreaAcres$/AcreList PriceSold PriceSale/ListDOM
ClayHenrietta25.02$13,789$345,000$345,000100.00%5
ClayPetrolia77.72$4,825$399,000$275,00094.00%24
ClayAverage51.37$9,307$372,000$360,00097.00%15
CollinBlue Ridge11.03$30,740$358,400$339,00094.60%58
CollinBlue Ridge11$48,182$550,000$530,00096.40%325
CollinFarmersville20.97$30,514$625,000$640,000102.40%443
CollinFarmersville32.9$30,395$1,149,000$1,000,00087.00%315
CollinAnna14.2$73,970$1,200,000$1,050,00087.50%50
CollinAverage18.02$42,760$776,480$711,80093.60%238
CookeCollinsville11$35,364$389,000$389,000100.00%343
CookeGainesville43.08$15,669$775,400$675,00087.00%5
CookeAverage27.04$25,616$582,220$532,00093.50%174
DentonKrum11.93$25,086$300,000$299,20499.70%34
DentonPonder14.92$46,917$988,200$700,00070.80%170
DentonDenton22.37$90,198$2,017,730$2,017,730100.00%160
DentonSanger122.36$26,153$3,360,000$3,200,00095.20%289
DentonSanger328.06$10,813$3,608,000$3,547,18698.30%11
DentonAverage99.93$39,833$2,054,786$1,952,82492.80%133
GraysonSherman23.06$13,010$395,000$300,00075.90%7
GraysonBells11$303,909$360,000$340,00094.40%356
GraysonCollinsville11.39$49,109$619,500$559,35090.30%183
GraysonGunter11.5$69,000$882,874$793,50089.90%259
GraysonAverage14.24$40,009$507,250$449,67590.10%221
JackJacksboro29.17$8,742$261,072$255,00097.70%191
JackJacksboro171$11,809$2,223,000$2,019,29890.80%148
JackPoolville202$15,347$3,434,000$3,100,00090.30%312
JackAverage134.06$11,966$1,972,691$1,791,43392.90%217
MontagueBowie10.01$17,483$175,000$175,000100.00%5
MontagueBowie46.3$10,043$650,000$465,00071.50%10
MontagueBowie56.02$12,049$700,250$675,00096.40%30
MontagueForestburg212.17$7,494$2,697,000$1,590,00093.70%369
MontagueNocona192.32$11,716$2,355,840$2,300,00097.60%91
MontagueNocona575.87$11,287$6,910,440$6,500,00094.10%56
MontagueNocona934.29$8,244$8,806,000$7,701,85587.50%333
MontagueAverage290.14$11,188$3,042,076$2,772,40891.50%128
WiseChico11.4$18,421$210,000$210,000100.00%170
WiseChico14$17,143$249,900$240,00096.00%18
WiseDecatur10.15$28,498$379,000$289,25876.30%115
WiseDecatur10.15$28,498$379,000$289,25876.30%115
WiseDecatur11.61$28,498$438,000$330,86575.50%115
WiseDecatur14.58$28,506$524,880$415,61979.20%115
WiseBoyd61.34$11,575$775,000$710,00091.60%251
WisePoolville115.69$9,076$1,300,000$1,050,00080.80%75
WiseAverage31.11$21,277$533,973$441,87584.10%122
DOM = days on market
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Noble Learning: What Your Grass and Cover Crops Need to Succeed

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By Laura Nelson

Planting a seed may be the ultimate act of faith and hope. Giving it the right conditions to thrive takes action on our part.

Jim Johnson, Noble Research Institute’s senior regenerative ranching advisor, says building the right conditions in your soil will improve the odds of successful germination and growth.

“Building healthy soil is something we work at every day, all year long,” Johnson says.

Whether you’re planting a cover crop for the first time or trying to add diversity to your pastureland, new seeds have the same requirements for a good start: viable seed, good seed-to-soil contact, adequate moisture, proper temperatures and available oxygen.

“Those aren’t necessarily things that you can just take care of the day you decide to go plant,” Johnson says. “They’re soil management actions that we take every day.”

Start with the best seed

Start with high-quality, vigorous seed.

“A vigorous seed is going to be more forgiving if conditions are less than ideal,” Johnson says. A laboratory can run a cold germination test or a stress test to give you a good idea of a seed lot’s viability.

When comparing seed of the same species, look at the number of seeds per pound. If one rye cover crop has 26,000 seeds per pound and another of the same variety has 16,000, the 16,000-seed lot has bigger seeds.

“You want big, plump seeds for that variety, because the bigger and plumper seeds typically have more of the stored energy they need to get started,” he says.

Maximize seed-to-soil contact

A seed has to soak up moisture from the soil to soften and swell for germination. Picture each seed as a cube. Broadcast it on the surface, and only one side touches the soil. Push it down a little, and parts of the other sides touch the dirt around it. Push it down and firmly cover it with soil, and all six sides can make contact, but only if the soil structure is in good condition.

Hard, compacted soil makes it difficult to get seed into the ground and to get the soil to close back around it. Loose, fluffy soil is full of air gaps that prevent seed-to-soil contact. You want to plant into friable soil that crumbles easily when squeezed, about the consistency of cottage cheese or a moist chocolate cake. That gives the seed its best chance.

Ground cover helps build more friable soil, but too much residue can keep seed from reaching the soil. A well-calibrated, well-maintained no-till drill can plant through tons of residue. If you’re broadcasting seed into grass or a crop field with residue, Johnson suggests using livestock to graze off or remove excess cover first. Used correctly, high-density, short-duration grazing can also help tread broadcast seed into the soil.

If livestock aren’t an option, consider another limited, well-timed disturbance to get the seed in touch with the soil. A quick pass with a disc to chop residue while incorporating the seed, or burning residue just before seeding, can give new plants a fresh start.

Adequate moisture matters

Seed-to-soil contact only works if the soil holds enough moisture to reach the seed. In general, a seed needs at least a quarter inch of precipitation to germinate, plus another quarter to half inch for the plant to establish.

A good, well-timed rain is the quickest path to success, but encouraging diverse root systems over the long term builds a moist, fertile environment.

“We always have to be thinking about how we can set the soil up to absorb and hold water,” Johnson says. Heavier residue helps hold moisture and protects the surface from evaporation, and living roots open pore space so water can find its way in.

Healthy soil that holds moisture helps insulate a seed waiting for rain. If you see noticeable erosion on your land, your water cycle is broken. Keep the ground covered to slow water down and help it soak in.

Keep the temperature right

Many seeds tolerate soil temperatures from just above freezing into the low 100s, but the ideal range for germination is typically 65 to 85 degrees Fahrenheit. You’ll want to be confident soil temperatures will stay in the right range for that seed for at least three days in a row, and ideally five. A forecast showing a favorable trend can work, too.

“If we’re planting a cool season crop in the fall, we might be able to plant into soil we know is too hot to germinate,” Johnson says. “But if the days are getting shorter and cooler, and we have a little rain in the immediate forecast, we’re trending in the right direction.”

Timing always matters, but your temperature window widens as your soil health improves.

“We know we can plant earlier or later if we have good, healthy soil,” he says. Healthy, covered, root-filled soil holds a steadier temperature regardless of the air temperature.

Give it room to breathe

Waterlogged or compacted soils starve seeds of the oxygen they need. A heavy rain may soak a seed and trigger germination, but the seed will drown if it sits underwater for more than a couple of days.

One problem often leads to another. Wet soils compact easily, so keep animals and machinery off waterlogged ground, especially before planting. The right amount of ground cover will also soften the effects of compaction.

To show how much ground cover reduces compaction, Johnson often lays his hand on the ground during Noble’s Land Essentials course and invites the biggest student in the class to stand on it. First, though, he gathers plant residue and litter and covers his hand.

“It’s a pretty powerful demonstration when they can stand on my hand, and I hardly feel it,” Johnson says. “That’s how big a cushion residue makes for our soil surface.”

Preventing compaction, building organic matter and improving water absorption also help keep the soil surface from crusting over a seed, another obstacle to a good stand.

“All these things matter and make a difference in your seed germination,” Johnson says. “Healthy soil with good soil structure is easier to plant into, easier to get all the conditions your seed needs to germinate and establish, and easier to get a good stand in.”

Unpredictable weather can still wreck the best-laid plans, but good soil conditions give your seeds their best chance whether you drill or broadcast your new forage crop.

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Don’t Wait Until They Fly

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Walk across a pasture in a bad grasshopper year, and you’ll hear them before you see them. Hundreds of insects scatter with every step, springing out of the grass in all directions. A few grasshoppers are a normal part of the landscape, but a population explosion can frustrate farmers, ranchers and homeowners alike.

Grasshoppers can eat tremendous amounts of vegetation. They strip forage from pastures, damage gardens, defoliate young trees and feed on many row crops. In drought years, when forage is already short, heavy grasshopper pressure makes a hard situation worse.

You can reduce the damage. The challenge is knowing when control will work and when it is too late to make much difference.

Why are there so many this year?

Grasshopper numbers rise and fall from year to year, and weather plays a major role in whether they stay manageable or explode.

Warm, dry springs generally favor grasshopper survival. Females lay egg pods in undisturbed soil during late summer and fall. Those eggs stay in the ground through winter and hatch the following spring.

If the winter is mild and the spring stays dry, more young grasshoppers survive. Dry weather also suppresses many of the fungal diseases that normally help keep grasshopper numbers down.

By summer, millions of young insects may already be feeding across rangeland and pastures.

Timing is everything

One of the biggest mistakes landowners make is waiting until grasshoppers have fully developed wings before deciding to act.

Young grasshoppers, called nymphs, are much easier to control. They stay concentrated near where they hatched, can’t fly long distances and take much less insecticide if treatment becomes necessary.

Once they become winged adults, the picture changes. Adult grasshoppers move easily and can fly into treated areas from neighboring fields. Even if a treatment knocks down the local population, new insects may keep arriving all summer.

That is why many Extension specialists stress early monitoring instead of waiting until the damage is obvious.

How much damage can they cause?

Grasshoppers feed on hundreds of plant species. In pastures, they eat grass your livestock would otherwise graze. During severe outbreaks, they may also feed on broadleaf plants, garden vegetables, flowers and young shrubs.

In drought years, the damage shows even more because forage is already stressed. Grasshoppers often gather along field edges first, then move deeper into pastures as food runs short.

Young trees can suffer, too. Newly planted windbreaks, fruit trees and ornamental trees may lose a lot of foliage when grasshopper numbers are high.

What can you do?

No single solution eliminates grasshoppers, but several practices can reduce the damage.

Start with regular scouting. Walking fields every week in late spring and early summer lets you spot rising populations before serious feeding begins.

Good pasture management helps, too. Healthy, vigorous forage generally holds up to feeding better than drought-stressed or overgrazed pasture. Avoiding overgrazing leaves plants more leaf area to recover after insects feed.

Around gardens and homes, mowing tall weeds and unmanaged vegetation can reduce the places where grasshoppers feed and reproduce. It won’t stop an outbreak, but it can make your property less attractive to them.

Natural predators pitch in. Birds, wild turkeys, guineas, chickens, spiders, robber flies and praying mantises all eat grasshoppers. They rarely provide full control in outbreak years, but they help keep numbers lower in normal seasons.

Insecticides can work, but don’t treat them as an automatic solution. Treatment generally works best while most grasshoppers are still immature nymphs. By the time adults are flying, you may need repeated applications because new insects keep moving into treated areas.

Whether treatment pays often depends on how heavy the infestation is and how valuable the crop or pasture is. Extension recommendations commonly use population thresholds to help decide whether control is economically justified, rather than treating every field just because grasshoppers are present.

If you use insecticides, choose products labeled for the site, and follow all label directions on application rates, grazing restrictions and environmental precautions.

Once adult females start laying eggs in late summer, there is little you can do. Those eggs stay in the soil until spring, so early monitoring the next year matters even more after a big outbreak.

Grasshopper populations rarely stay at outbreak levels forever. Weather, predators, disease and natural cycles eventually bring numbers back down. In years that favor grasshoppers, though, producers who scout early and respond quickly usually fare far better than those who wait until the pasture appears to be moving.

No one can eliminate grasshoppers from the landscape, and no one should try. They are a natural part of the ecosystem and an important food source for many wildlife species. The goal is to hold damage to an acceptable level while protecting the long-term health of your pastures, crops and beneficial insects.

By the time grasshoppers are flying up with every step you take through the pasture, much of the damage is already done. The best defense starts weeks earlier, while the insects are young, populations are easier to manage and you have more options.

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