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Cowboy Culture with Clay Reid
By Clay Reid
Every once in awhile as a FoxPro field staff representative, I am asked the question, “Hey, Clay, what do you think the toughest animal on the planet is? Because coyotes are tough as boot leather.” “Well now, boys,”‘ I tell them, “The coyote, without a doubt, is one tough motor scooter, but he ain’t got nothing on the legendary first born child of a redneck… AKA ‘The Guinea Pig.’” You see, when a redneck becomes a father he has no idea how to raise this little ball of flesh they call the child. There ain’t no handbook around for the redneck. Sure Dr. Spock has a book at the book store that gives you step by step instructions on how to deal with normal children; however, it’s a way different for the elusive guinea pig of a redneck.
You see the redneck is all together smarter than your average duck and even if he doesn’t know he dang sure ain’t gunna tell you he doesn’t know. He will fake it until the very end and sometimes the end comes with bumps and bruises for the poor guinea pig. The redneck believes trial and error studies to be true blue. I fall into this category and I am glad my guinea pig survived the journey. To read more pick up the March 2016 issue of NTFR.
By Nicholas Waters
As winter plods along – come Spring and gopher mounds – homeowners and farmers find themselves playing a familiar song – fiddling while Rome is burning.
Let’s make a mountain out of a molehill. Those mounds on your lawn and pasture could be moles, but they’re more than likely gophers; Plains Pocket Gophers to be pragmatic – Geomys bursarius to be scientific.
These rodents dig and chew, and the damage they can do goes beyond the mounds we mow over. Iowa State University cited a study in Nebraska showing a 35 percent loss in irrigated alfalfa fields due to the presence of pocket gophers; the number jumped to 46 percent in decreased production of non-irrigated alfalfa fields.
The internet is replete with academic research from coast-to-coast on how to curtail gopher populations, or at least control them. Kansas State University – then called Kansas State Agricultural College – also published a book [Bulletin 152] in February 1908 focused exclusively on the pocket gopher.
To read more, pick up a copy of the April issue of NTFR magazine. To subscribe by mail, call 940-872-5922.
By Annette Bridges
Everyone needs a room with a view that makes their heart happy. My honest favorite panorama would be either the mountains or the ocean. I have yet to convince my hubby to make permanent moves to either, although he does enjoy the visits as much as I do.
The location of our house on our ranch does not provide the expansive field of vision of our land that I would enjoy. So, I have created a room decorated and furnished in a way that gives me smiles, giggles, and a wonderful peace-filled feeling when I am hanging out in it. I am in that place right now writing this column. I am in a lounging position with my computer in my lap on the chaise that was once my sweet mama’s. I had it reupholstered this year to give it a fresh look.
To read more, pick up a copy of the April issue of NTFR magazine. To subscribe by mail, call 940-872-5922.
Local celebrity dancers of the greater Gainesville area brought the house down recently at the second annual “Dancing With Our Stars” contest in Lindsay. The event raised more than $200,000 as the sponsored dance teams did their best to take home the grand prize.
The money raised will go to the “Heart of NTMC” Campaign for the purchase of a cardiac capable CT machine for the Gainesville hospital. Rodolfo “Rudy” Martinez and Sherry Sherriden took home the Mirror Ball Trophy.
To read more, pick up a copy of the April issue of NTFR magazine. To subscribe by mail, call 940-872-5922.
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